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@time_memecoinWojak discovered time travel, went to every era and bought the dip every time. Now we're all here. Welcome to the portal. ⏳
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Wojak discovered time travel. He went to every era and bought the dip every time. Now we're all here.
∞Eras visited
∞Dips bought
N/AExit timeline
BOUGHT THE DIP IN 10,000 BC⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN ROME⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN EDO⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 1929⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 2008⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 2078⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN THE NEXT BLOCK⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 10,000 BC⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN ROME⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN EDO⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 1929⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 2008⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN 2078⏳BOUGHT THE DIP IN THE NEXT BLOCK⏳
001 — Origin Story
The post that opened the portal
Follow
He stepped through the ring once. The ring was still open when he came back — so did everyone else.
Caveman wojak. Roman wojak. Edo wojak. Cyber wojak. All the same eyes, all the same buy. The portal does not close. It only keeps a record.
10,000 BC27 BC1603192920082078
002 — Eras log
Every era. Every dip.
+∞
Every era
Cave, knight, gentleman, cyber, pharaoh, samurai, viking. Same wojak. Same buy.
—10,000
Stone age dip
Caveman wojak trades shiny rocks for dino eggs. The portal flickers behind a volcano.
—27
Roman bag
Senator wojak explains bitcoin mining to Caesar. Step 3 still missing.
003 — Manifest
- 01the portal does not close.
- 02every era kept its dip.
- 03every dip kept its buyer.
- 04the buyer was always wojak.
- 05the buyer is now you.